Funny things children have said to me…

I’m too tired to think of a proper blogging subject today. So instead, things that children have said to me over the years:

Why do you have spots on your face? (Then to my, I thought educational reply, because I eat too much chocolate.) So why don’t you stop eating chocolate?

(By a primary school boy in reaction to my chanting “Go [name]! Go [name]! Go [name]!” to support a primary school girl during a game of cards.) Is that girl talk?

Have you ever kissed a boy?

(in Japan) Do you eat KFC on Christmas Day?

(in Portsmouth) Do you go home to Scotland after work then?

Are you in high school?

#funnythingschildrensay